guys I’m featured in the school yearbook on the foreign language department page

there’s a photograph of me smirking at the camera

and next to the photo is a quote of mine:

“Napoleon Bonaparte was taller than me. I still haven’t forgiven him.”

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

He don’t give a shit.

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sirarthurconandoilies:

Happy 153rd Birthday, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! 

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completelycumberbatched:

joan-watson:

Jonny Lee Miller as Sherlock Holmes from CBS’ Elementary

Promo #2 

I have to be honest, having been all ‘Let’s give it a chance’ for ages, I did actually think the trailer looked a bit rubbish…

But yeah, Jonny’s looking gooooood, so I will be watching xD

purple socks

what if they become the purple socks of sex

oh god help

cl-productions:

David Tennant -  Virgin Media TV Ad Campaign

100artistsbook:

King Arthur, Charles Ernest Butler, 1903

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↳ filed under: for the love of god please someone give sherlock a cigarette

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hpbooklover4ever:

OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! - Moriarty conspired to completely ruin Sherlock’s good name and not only to crush and destroy his heart, but all his followers as well.

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sherlockfandomrules:

Rule 106 → It is a truth universally acknowledged that Mycroft Holmes was very closely related to Mary Poppins in his previous life.

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mainly I’m reblogging this because of the “truth universally acknowledged” bit that’s definitely lifted straight from Pride and Prejudice ahahaha

ghostbees:

Nobody hates Holmes like Sir Arthur hates Holmes.

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ralphdgamf:

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kimburrit0:

I was helping my little brother

Where the fuck does jack come from

That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

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